legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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1. I left my favorite pair of underwear at your house. I know your mother hates me, can I come pick them up?
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2. It’s been almost a month and I still miss you like a fucking limb.
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3. I didn’t know my bones could ache until I met you.
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4. You know, a week before we broke up, do you remember? I had bought a book of poetry. You asked why I didn’t read something more interesting and I could feel my insides splinter.
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5. You said poetry was all lies dressed up to sound pretty. When I look at you these days, I want to ask if sadness sounds pretty to you too.
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6. It’s 3 a.m. and this alcohol tastes like you.
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7. I saw you staring at me today during Lit class. I smiled at you and you didn’t smile back. I almost cried.
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8. The girl who sits next to me smells like you.
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9. I miss you.
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10. I have never had so many bad nights.
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11. Sometimes I write poetry about you on the internet. Strangers who have never met either of us think you’re cruel – they tell me if they had the honor of loving me, we’d have sex three times a day and they’d scream my name when they came.
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12. They think it is beautiful, how I am broken. I don’t think they understand.
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13. You used to tell me I was beautiful. I tried saying it in the mirror the other day, but it sounded wrong without your mouth wrapped around it.
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14. Everything I say sounds wrong without your mouth wrapped around it.
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15. We were never in love, but, oh God, we could have been.
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"15 Texts I Almost Sent You" | d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

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tyleroakleyismyqueen:

for any youtuber

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

for any youtuber

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Happy 27th birthday to Michael Jones!  🎂

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prettycolors:

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prettycolors:

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churboose:

I want Wyoming to be that person that gets mustache everything

  • "Mustache you a question" shirt
  • Mustache leggings
  • Mustache socks with mustache bobbles
  • Mustache shoes
  • Glasses with mustaches attached
  • 7-Eleven Mustache slurpee straws
  • Mustache snapback
  • Mustache bag
  • Mustache joke book
  • Mustache

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My name is Gavin. I worked for the Roosterteeth Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret, high-tech facility called the Hole - a giant underground laboratory developing experimental, viral weaponry. 
But there was incident. The virus escaped, and everybody died. 
Trouble was…they didn’t stay dead.
The H-Virus reanimated their bodies. 
But I survived. Myself and one other environmentalist named Michael. When we emerged, we were seized by Roosterteeth scientists. Michael and I were separated. 
"He’s Mutating. I want him in the Rage program."
Michael!”
"Take him to the Austin City facility, and assemble the team. We’re re-opening the Hole. I want to know what went on down there.”

We thought we’d survived the horror. 

But we were wrong.